I’m not failed…my success is just postponed for some time.
When nothing seems right….go left!!
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
A BOSS is like a diaper... Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t
Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.
When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. :D
I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.
Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me. :D
Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.
If you are player then I’m the GAME.
You can disturb me….I’m available. :D
Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.
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Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl :)
Insult and wife are somewhat similar....They always look good...If it is not yours
I'm Jealous of My Parents... I'll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!
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